For all of the Saints supporters out there, this is for you.
Why don’t St. Kilda players get drunk?
They only have one cup to use.
Why did St. Kilda lose last year’s Grand Final?
Because they refused to play Luke Ball.
How do you win the AFL Grand Final?
Play St. Kilda.
What caused those massive dust storms in Broken Hill?
Someone opened the trophy room door at St. Kilda